World’s proudest girlfriend :D

theshoutingendoflife:

jaclcfrost:

standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.

(via cr4y0ns)

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

(via dontbreakmypizza)

My new manager just added me on Facebook. Hahahaha oh dear.

pizzaotter:

bigendernepeta:

revtomdildomolar:

sunflowerlily:

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what?? piE ? i gotta see this

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ohhhh it says “piece” not “pie”

wait a second…

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omfg no

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MAKE IT STOPAPAPFDG S

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my anaconda dont

Laughing so hard right now.

(Source: lizardmanlizardmanlizardman, via been-raised-from-the-dead)

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

(via petite-and-innocent)